Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.
Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"
by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017
mugGet the Moister than an Oystermug.

slaughter your daughter

When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.
*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"
by TwistedTaffy June 15, 2017
mugGet the slaughter your daughtermug.

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