Definitions by TwistedTaffy

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

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When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.

*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"

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