Definitions by TwistedTaffy

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

Moister than an Oyster by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

slaughter your daughter 

When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.

*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"

slaughter your daughter by TwistedTaffy June 15, 2017