moistner
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Moister than an Oyster
Moister than an Oyster by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017
Moistverse
The word to describe the event that took place over the internet (specifically YouTube) from November of 2021 to January 2022. The Moistverse was based on the YouTuber and Twitch Streamer Charles White, aka Moist Critikal, aka Penguinz0. The Moistverse was a meme where people who looked like Charlie, but where different in certain ways, (IE. different race, gender, age, etc.) would film themselves quoting his iconic “WOOOOO! YEAAAH BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! WOOO!” line. This meme picked up traction and was recognized by Penguinz0, and was soon dubbed The Moistverse, colliding the term Moist and Verse (as in like Spiderverse, or Multiverse, referring to parallel universes).
P1: Dude, this Moistverse thing is great!
P2: Moist what!?
P1: The Moistverse! You know, where someone impersonates Moist Critikal but with a twist! Like “Australian Charlie” or “Female Charlie”!
P2: Moist what!?
P1: The Moistverse! You know, where someone impersonates Moist Critikal but with a twist! Like “Australian Charlie” or “Female Charlie”!
Moistverse by JustaAlien January 27, 2022
Moisterbate
The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
Moisteners
Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
Moisteners by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
chair moistener
A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
chair moistener by daveuk123 April 14, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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