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mocksmanship

A mocksman is a person who is skilled in accurate mocking, using insults, such as with a clever "your mom" joke, to shoot down people with stupid ideas, or unwitty comments.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had sex with your mom"
Person 2: "I'd never have sex with your mother. Nothing good ever comes out of her!"
Person 3: "Check out the mocksmanship on that guy!"
by inkyPhysicist September 19, 2014
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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016
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Cocksmanship

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.
Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship
by Evillé July 20, 2016
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cocksmanship

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.
1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004
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Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.
by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017
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embryonic marksmanship

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.
OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!
by julieday July 5, 2012
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gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.
That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything
by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020
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