Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.
If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.
If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.
by Anhilliator1 October 08, 2020
A chicken-like creature that appears all throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They typically wander around and ignore the player. If hit, however, a large swarm will appear and start chasing Link, the main character of LoZ, around, and kill him if he does not hide.
Guy 1: Huh, is that a chicken?
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.
by Anhilliator1 February 03, 2017
The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.
by Anhilliator1 November 11, 2016
1. An expression commonly used in conjunction with a hard slap to someone who did something exceedingly stupid.
2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.
3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.
The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.
2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.
3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.
The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.
Tim: *Tries launching a bowling ball to the moon, only for said bowling ball to land on his foot.* OUCH!
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.
I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.
I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.
by Anhilliator1 May 29, 2017
Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
Social Justice Asshole.
More often than not tends to be part of a vocal minority that shares ridiculous and/or outlandish viewpoints and beliefs.
If you disagree with anything they say, they will promptly start throwing every word that ends in -ist and -phobic they know at you.
Often identifiable by the presence of a blue checkmark next to their name on the bird app.
More often than not tends to be part of a vocal minority that shares ridiculous and/or outlandish viewpoints and beliefs.
If you disagree with anything they say, they will promptly start throwing every word that ends in -ist and -phobic they know at you.
Often identifiable by the presence of a blue checkmark next to their name on the bird app.
"Do you have a Twitter account?"
"No, it's got SJAs crawling out of the woodwork all over the place."
"No, it's got SJAs crawling out of the woodwork all over the place."
by Anhilliator1 November 05, 2022
A large line of various plastic models manufactured by Bandai based on the Gundam Series of Anime. Building a kit is often time consuming and can sometimes be extremely difficult.
Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things
NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*
Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things
NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*
Me: I need to save my money. Priorities.
Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*
Me: *Throws money at Bandai*
JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!
Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*
Me: *Throws money at Bandai*
JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!
by Anhilliator1 July 04, 2017