Anhilliator1's definitions

Wooden Door

An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.

Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.

by Anhilliator1 October 14, 2016

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016

doomguy

The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.

Doomguy: Don't mess with him.

by Anhilliator1 November 11, 2016

worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.

Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!

by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016

twilight

...No. Just no. I was going to write a definition about this, but then I decided not to.

You still here about no twilight definition? You wanna kill me? Fuck you, you twitard.

by Anhilliator1 December 20, 2016

Befriend

(V.)
1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.

1. Befriending someone is easy.
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first

by Anhilliator1 August 20, 2017