mockets 

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

mockets by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007

mocket 

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

mocket by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

Moeketsi 

A creative genious.

For me to be the true Moeketsi I am then I need to practice

Moeketsi by STIFLOR January 27, 2021

mockers 

noun: breasts on a man; imitation breasts on a man; a synonym for moobs, man-boobs, man-knockers - with the added twist of 'mock' meaning 'to imitate'.

look pon dem mans dem got bare mockers innit.

mockers by 0ad August 26, 2009

mocket 

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

mocket by Ryan August 18, 2003

Mockett 

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

Mockett by Feicstur April 8, 2011

kade mockett 

Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez

“Did u hear about kade mockett’s cock? It’s so small”

kade mockett by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021