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kade mockett
Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez
kade mockett by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021
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Mockett • kade mockett • mocket • muckett • Mickett • Mickette • mochetta • mockerty • Mocketdogs • Mocket Ponster
Mickette
female version of a mick. Irish-American girl. Very hot. Often, but not necssarily has freckles, red hair, and can drink beer with the best of them.
Mickette by SearchingGoogle February 8, 2010
mocket
Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.
mocket by John Fergusson September 16, 2003
Mockitt
mockets
Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.
Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"
mockets by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007
Muckett
Don’t lift that heavy weight, you’re going to strain your muckett.
Keep that up and you’ll strain your muckett.
Keep that up and you’ll strain your muckett.
Muckett by MillwoodsGal February 14, 2018
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