Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Megan

An extremely loose woman who has very low standards

Show some respect and stop acting like a Megan.

by Feicstur October 25, 2016

Poseidon's Three-Way

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident

The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.

by Feicstur March 23, 2011

Ginger Coalburner

A sexual act involving a red haired man who slathers icy hot on his genitals and then proceeds to have anal sex with a partner (gender of partner is irrelevant). This act continues until someone involved starts crying.

The ginger coalburner gave them 2 reasons to not trust the red haired man.

by Feicstur July 09, 2016

Mockett

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

by Feicstur March 23, 2011

Cinnamon Smokestack

This is when the person performing oral sex on someone consumes a large quantity of Big Red gum beforehand causing the recipient of the oral sex to cry.

It's all fun and games until you try to sit down after a cinnamon smokestack.

by Feicstur July 09, 2016