Definitions by Feicstur

Messy Nessie 

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

Messy Nessie by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Megan 

An extremely loose woman who has very low standards

Show some respect and stop acting like a Megan.

Megan by Feicstur October 25, 2016

Cinnamon Smokestack 

This is when the person performing oral sex on someone consumes a large quantity of Big Red gum beforehand causing the recipient of the oral sex to cry.

It's all fun and games until you try to sit down after a cinnamon smokestack.

Cinnamon Smokestack by Feicstur July 9, 2016

Ginger Coalburner 

A sexual act involving a red haired man who slathers icy hot on his genitals and then proceeds to have anal sex with a partner (gender of partner is irrelevant). This act continues until someone involved starts crying.

The ginger coalburner gave them 2 reasons to not trust the red haired man.

Ginger Coalburner by Feicstur July 9, 2016

Mockett 

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

Mockett by Feicstur April 8, 2011

Poseidon's Three-Way 

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident

The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.

Poseidon's Three-Way by Feicstur April 8, 2011