tall, spiky hair, probably has a ps3 n plays c.o.d black ops ruthlessly.... he will normally have a pet, most probably a cat named jonty, he responds to names such as mick mick, mickerson, micky durnam and the occasional jayco micky durnam......he can get savage alot if you annoy him or piss him off..........and be warned he may skull a hole bottle of red smirnoff and pass out in a garden, sleeping on his own spew

person: hey dude theres this guy on cod that is ruthlessly owning me.
person2: duuuuuude you must be versing the MICKERSON!! he only plays cod apparently its the love of his life.

example 2
person1: duuude someone passed out in my garden hes laying on his own spew? would you know who he is?

person2: duuude he must have got mickerson last nite

example3
vetinary: we have a cat in surgery he got his paw stuck in a sliding door.
vetinary2: duuude he must be mickerson's cat jonty

mickerson by Mickerson_1 November 29, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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