mocket

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

mocket

A fake pocket sewn onto clothes to unify the look of a piece of clothing and give the appearance that it has functioning pockets.

That suit is wonderful except for the coat mocket.

by Divinicus Noctorum Rex May 31, 2015

Mocket

When what appears to be a Pocket isn't.

Mock the Pocket = Mocket

"Can I put that in your jacket pocket"?

"Sorry mate, its just a mocket"

by Nicopaedia September 2, 2009

Mocket

A pocket that isn’t real: a mock pocket

•Those jeans have mockets

•That’s not a real pocket, it’s a mocket

by Clare Cross May 9, 2023

Mockerizer

A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.

Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!

by JFGidd November 10, 2011

mockatory

Verb; To express scorn or low opinion of somebody for something by making fun of them in a comical way.

Joe made a mockatory remark claiming that Michele walks like a T-Rex.

by Mcbrello December 21, 2013