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Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.
I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar
mocket by John Fergusson September 16, 2003
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A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross
mocket by Ryan August 18, 2003
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A fake pocket sewn onto clothes to unify the look of a piece of clothing and give the appearance that it has functioning pockets.
That suit is wonderful except for the coat mocket.
When what appears to be a Pocket isn't.

Mock the Pocket = Mocket
"Can I put that in your jacket pocket"?

"Sorry mate, its just a mocket"
Mocket by Nicopaedia September 2, 2009
A pocket that isn’t real: a mock pocket
•Those jeans have mockets

•That’s not a real pocket, it’s a mocket
Mocket by Clare Cross May 9, 2023

Mockerizer

A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.
Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!
Mockerizer by JFGidd November 10, 2011

mockatory 

Verb; To express scorn or low opinion of somebody for something by making fun of them in a comical way.
Joe made a mockatory remark claiming that Michele walks like a T-Rex.
mockatory by Mcbrello December 21, 2013
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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