mocket 

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

mocket by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

mocket 

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

mocket by Ryan August 18, 2003

mocket 

A fake pocket sewn onto clothes to unify the look of a piece of clothing and give the appearance that it has functioning pockets.

That suit is wonderful except for the coat mocket.

mocket by Divinicus Noctorum Rex May 31, 2015

Mocket 

When what appears to be a Pocket isn't.

Mock the Pocket = Mocket

"Can I put that in your jacket pocket"?

"Sorry mate, its just a mocket"

Mocket by Nicopaedia September 2, 2009

Mocket 

A pocket that isn’t real: a mock pocket

•Those jeans have mockets

•That’s not a real pocket, it’s a mocket

Mocket by Clare Cross May 9, 2023

Mocket Ponster

A hilarious spoonerism of "Pocket Monster" (Pokémon). Originally appearing as a randomized, cheeky Easter egg horse name in Game Freak's Pocket Card Jockey, it has evolved into a community slang term used to describe off-brand, bizarre, or bootleg digital monsters.

Look at this weird knock-off Pikachu toy I found at the flea market; it’s an absolute Mocket Ponster."

Mocket Ponster by Still Broadcasting Co September 4, 2026

Mockerizer

A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.

Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!

Mockerizer by JFGidd November 10, 2011