mmanka

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by real gutta ni**** November 14, 2019

Mankat Manor

Another name for the polygamist advocacy television program 'Sister Wives' airing on the TLC (a.k.a. Manimal Planet) basic cable network.

The show focuses on the exploits of its furry patriarchal leader, 'Cody', and his extended family in their above ground burrows in Utah and Nevada.

Other family members include: 'Janelle', the dominant female; 'Meri', the caring one; 'Christine', with some social problems; 'Robyn', the rebellious one; courageous little 'Shakespeare'; and thirteen (so far) naughty pups.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see the latest episode of Mankat Manor?"

Person 2: "No! I missed it. What happened?"

Person 1: "Well, Christine tried another burrow move, and Paedon almost died in the process. Aspyn got bit by a snake, and they had another run-in with the neighboring Yoder group."

by ToddUncommon March 23, 2011

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

mmanassama

A tiktoker with the best music taste ever, has amazing opinions, and people who disagree probably have 0 taste.

Person 1: did you see mmanassama’s tiktok?

Person 2: Yeah! I watch all of Alex’s videos, he has the best taste

by Nerdpilled April 2, 2022

Mankal Stretch

the act (or acts) of placing one's crotch in front of an unsupsecting coworker's face while turned around. The cowork is said to have been "stretched" when they turn around facing the stretch.

You just got Mankal Stretched!
Man I got the Mankal Stretch 3 times today.

by TheStretcher January 10, 2012

Mankat

1.a boy that is not yet a man. But still a kitten. Also has the man parts.

2.well known youtube account

Mmmm mike carr is such a mankat.

woah did you see that mankat.

wow he really is a mankat.

by Mike Carr December 22, 2008

MSU Mankato

A cesspool of jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and pretentious whores generally from the Twin Cities/Twin Cities area suburbs. Anyone can generally get in, as it has one of the lowest average ACT admission scores in the country. Mankato, while having little to offer as a city, also has one of the highest STD rates in the country. Aforementioned jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and whores generally accomplish nothing in their four years except minors, DUIs, and sub-2.0 GPAs.

"Hey brah, let's spend all of our money on shitty domestic beer to get shitfaced on a Tuesday night!" - Typical MSU Mankato student

"I REALLY want to date a guy who respects me and is ambitious." - Shallow MSU Mankato whore who sleeps around with alcoholics and convicts, yet pretends to want a "genuine" guy to save face.

by Sheep Counter September 16, 2009