Mankato 

City in Blue Earth County in the U.S. state of Minnesota. Original name was actually "Mahkato," until some white dweeb misread it. Home of Minnesota Vikings summer training camp, the last remaining 40-foot Happy Chef statue, and the largest mass execution in U.S. history (December 26, 1862, 38 Dakota Native Americans hanged). Motto: "A Little Twin Cities, A Lot Minnesota." Named the 14th "most livable micropolitan in America."

I used to think Mankato was a big city.

Let's go to the Barmuda Triangle in Mankato!

Mankato by Kiki Faye January 21, 2009

Mankato 

A city in Blue Earth, Nicollet, and Le Sueur Countys, Minnesota, (Most of the city being in Blue Earth County. Mankato alone has a population of around 35,000, however, right across the Minnesota River is North Mankato, home to another 15,000 people. It is commonly nicknamed Kato
Mankato is in and around the Minnesota River Valley, and Mankato-North Mankato are commonly divided into 4 "Districts"
Lower Mankato- The Mankato part of the valley, oldest part of town.
Upper Mankato- Part of Mankato on top of the hill, home to stuff like the River Hills Mall and many other commercial stores and restaurants.

Lower North Mankato- The smaller side of the river
Upper North Mankato- Newest part of town
Mankato is home to several Colleges, including Minnesota State University Mankato and Bethany Lutheran College. Because of this, the city is often considered a college town and attracts many big name acts including Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot and The Harlem Globe Trotters. It is also home to a large music scene. It's home to the What's Up Lounge and the Verizon Wireless Center.
The two primary high schools are Mankato East and Mankato West.
In recent years, the city has become a refugee city for Somalian and Sudanese refugees.

Yo man, I'm heading down to Mankato. Gonna go to college, see Three Days Grace preform, get drunk with the mayor, chill with people from Somalia, and party it up

Mankato by Katotown December 14, 2010

Mankato 

Southern Minnesota town, misspelled Native American word meaning "Blue Skunk." Originially named Mahkato, meaning "Blue Earth" after the highly sought after blue clay found on the banks of the Minnesota River.

Mankato really smells like a Blue Skunk.

Mankato by bier-man March 16, 2009

Mankato 

general stonewall jackson founded mankato in approximately 1885, also, he fathered general custer and contrary to popular belief, the atom bomb did not expolde in hiroshima, the detonation was not a bomb but actually it was brett favre, throwing a football to the ground, yeah he throws the ball that hard

jobes brahh mankato all the wayyyy

Mankato by poopyiou March 9, 2011

Mankato 

A town that is way to small. A college town with parties.

Mankato is too boring!

Mankato by TeraRose322 February 24, 2009

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

Mankato Milkman by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Mankato Shot 

While this originated in Mankato, MN this can be used worldwide. The midwest is known for having heavy set women, ones that can take a punch. So after a good 'hefty' plowing session, you'll ejaculate on the poor girl's chin, and then punch her in her face. This shows you the toughness of the midwest.

I was banging this bitch, gave her a Mankato shot, she got right back up and asked for more.

Mankato Shot by mankatodriver July 9, 2009