mizzley

fat cock sucker who really sucks at basketball

dude mizzley has the smallest balls ever ! lmao not poggers g

by anonymous July 31, 2021

Mizzle Crizzle

Variant of Moon Cricket. Also meaning nigger, porch monkey, yard ape, boot lip, knuckle dragger, etc.

Fried chicken and watermelon is a delicacy among many a Mizzle Crizzle!

by Hitman 12 May 21, 2015

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'

"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

black and mizzle

The resulting product of an emptied "Middleton" Black and Mild cigar, that has had the carboard insert removed and contains a mixture of the original tobacco and marijuana.

Let's roll up some black and mizzles and take them to the bar.

by Charface March 9, 2004

mizzle

A type of weather between mist and drizzle; very fine, almost cloud-like, rain.

I hate this mizzle; I'd rather it rained properly!

by Peckers August 13, 2005

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

mizzlemazzle

To bamboozle, deceive, trick, or dupe someone in an elaborate way

David mizzlemazzled Sarah by searching for wedding stuff so that Hulu ads would make her think he was planning on proposing

by muzikjungli February 5, 2020