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Mizzle Crizzle 

Variant of Moon Cricket. Also meaning nigger, porch monkey, yard ape, boot lip, knuckle dragger, etc.
Fried chicken and watermelon is a delicacy among many a Mizzle Crizzle!
Mizzle Crizzle by Hitman 12 May 21, 2015

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle 

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'
"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

black and mizzle

The resulting product of an emptied "Middleton" Black and Mild cigar, that has had the carboard insert removed and contains a mixture of the original tobacco and marijuana.
Let's roll up some black and mizzles and take them to the bar.
black and mizzle by Charface March 9, 2004
A type of weather between mist and drizzle; very fine, almost cloud-like, rain.
I hate this mizzle; I'd rather it rained properly!
mizzle by Peckers August 13, 2005

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles 

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.
You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

mizzlemazzle 

To bamboozle, deceive, trick, or dupe someone in an elaborate way
David mizzlemazzled Sarah by searching for wedding stuff so that Hulu ads would make her think he was planning on proposing
mizzlemazzle by muzikjungli February 5, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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