mizgag 

I nicer word for "jizz mouth"

"You got mizgag!! SICK!"

mizgag by xindulgedx March 7, 2004

mizuage 

Most people believe that the mizuage is a coming-of-age ceremony for a Maiko (an apprentice Geisha). The Maiko would find many interested and wealthy buyers to bid on her virginity so the Maiko could fully become a Geisha. However, this is a common misconception of the ceremony. The pleasure district of Japan used this as means to increase their monetary accounts, soiling the name of a Geisha to a High-class Prostitute/Courtesan.

Mineko Iwasaki revealed her life as a Geisha in her book, Geisha, A Life. As intereviewed by thephoenix.com, Iwasaki separates the myth and fact of the mizuage.

Q: Talk to me about the mizuage ceremony. What is it, and why is there so much confusion about it?

A: This again goes back to the separation between the pleasure quarter and the entertainment quarter. Mizuage is really a coming-of-age ceremony, and apparently there was some selling of the virginity that went on in association with that ritual ceremony in the pleasure district a long time ago. However, that has never been true for the geisha. For the geisha, it was simply when they were becoming a young woman, similar to a sweet 16 in the West, and it was symbolized by the change in hairstyle, into a more womanly, grown-up hairstyle. And also certain subtle changes in the ensembles. There are a lot of rites of passage, but for some reason this one has been really latched on by people, and maybe it’s because of this misunderstanding.

Also, it is true that as with many of the rituals and rites of passage, once one has become a maiko geisha-in-training, or a geiko, it’s very expensive, because every time you go through an entire change of kimono, for example, or of hairstyle and you need different hair ornaments, these are expensive things. For me, I was the successor to the house, the atotori, so there was no question that the money was there to provide this. But if someone is coming from the outside and training, as basically someone who is there under contract, it is expensive, and sometimes they do ask their patrons to help pay for the cost involved in making the transition.

Q: But their virginity isn’t offered in exchange for that help?

A: That is never on the table. There is one other potential source of confusion, and that is with the word "mizuage" itself. In the Gion, the geisha district, and in many areas of the entertainment industry, "mizuage" is also a term that directly means "gross earnings," because it’s an old fishing term; as you may know, Japan was dependent on fishing for one of its main economic bases for many years. "Mizuage" means "to take out of the water." It stood for the catch. "What was your catch?" — "How much money did you make from the water?" So when I refer to mizuage, I’m actually referring to my earnings, rather than the ceremony itself.

mizuage by Arlitto May 17, 2006

Mingag 

The act of ejactulating directly into the eyes of ones partner while smoking a pipe and wearing a top hat.

dick: I MINGAG'D THAT BITCH LAST NIGHT
fag: BRO 5 MAN

Mingag by HispanicBatman July 9, 2010

Mingag 

A british person, from UK.

Mingags are usually gay and like men.

Mingag: I like men oi
Person: iknow lol

Mingag by Samsquamch55 July 8, 2010

Mingag 

A british person, from UK.

Mingags are usually gay and like men.

Mingag: I like men oi
Person: iknow lol

Mingag by Samsquamch55 July 8, 2010

Mingag 

A gay guy who lives next to Simon Pegg and John cleese.

He is the star of many pornographic gay films including:

Fun in prison
Brokeback Mountain 2: Cheek Thumpers
Good Will Humping
Runescape: The Movie
Suck My Cock
007 inches: Octocock

Mingag: Oi! I live next to Simon Pegg and enjoy dicks in my bumhole

Guy: I know

Mingag by Hispanic Batman September 25, 2010

mingage 

Something that is pure filth

That food is mingage

mingage by KingClaud February 4, 2019