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Oven Mitting 

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.
I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.
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(v) the act of quietly and secretly enjoying a private joke with yourself, to the point of abdominal pain. (that would be why it rhymes with "birthing").
Chris was mirthing to himself in a corner, giving him the acute appearance of an individual in need of a straitjacket.
mirthing by the.kanguru March 31, 2011

Mitching it 

A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.
"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"

matthinder 

The name for the relationship between the characters Mohinder Suresh and Matt Parkman on the NBC drama, "Heroes."
Matthinder is the hottest thing since Tomkat.
matthinder by Gai Mayul November 27, 2007
The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.
Mitting by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012

Mitching 

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.
“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”
Mitching by Feather La August 4, 2007