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To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.
“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”
by Feather La August 03, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.
Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!
by I<3toMITCH June 25, 2010
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The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.
John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.
by BourneToSheen September 09, 2011
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When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.
Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!
by ultracotton September 03, 2015
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the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body
last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching
by altairalex February 05, 2015
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Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'
Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.
by Some Girls At A PARTAYYYY February 10, 2007
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