mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton October 19, 2015

mitching

the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body

last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching

by altairalex February 5, 2015

mitching

Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'

Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.

by Some Girls At A PARTAYYYY December 9, 2008

mitching

When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.

Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!

by Farrai October 30, 2012

Mitched It!

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

by BumpusHound September 21, 2016

Mitch

The male variant of Bitch

Stop being such a Mitch dude.

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

Mitching it

A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.

"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"

by Anonymous..,. May 1, 2009