Mitcham is a - perhaps unexpectedly - rather picturesque small town located within Greater London. It's got some genuinely pretty period architecture - for example see photos below of the town's churches and "White House" (no not that one). The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). But it's smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. And local borough council plans for town centre improvements will provide a further spur towards it realising its full potential before long.
Question one: What sort of people would Mitcham appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Mitcham Common and Mitcham Fair Green).
Question two:Where is it precisely?
-- It's a mile or two further out of central London than Wimbledon, just within the Surrey side of the London/Surrey border. But officially it IS in London, as it's in a London borough (Merton). It is exactly eight miles from Charing Cross (the official central point of London).
The party of the century. A party where the beer flows, mitch gets ho's, and a wiff of bolognese hits the nose. Mitchapalooza is basically heaven on earth.
You know that guy in movies that is badass and everyone leaves like "damn I wish I were that guy" that's Mitchapaloouza. He is hot when you're cold. And is a badass MFer. If you see him on the street go ahead and kneel cause his presence is much superior than yours.
A mostly European child who fails their tests and has a bunch of cats in their house at all times. Mitcha hates to do chores and loves their phone and video games. Mitcha also happens to be extremely strong and sexy - they work out 7 times a week.
An arrogant asshole who thinks he is skilled at many things but often only has a few actual skills
A terrible poker player
A pussy in general A bushy ass/pubes
Notre dame's biggest douche fan