Mitcha 

A mostly European child who fails their tests and has a bunch of cats in their house at all times. Mitcha hates to do chores and loves their phone and video games. Mitcha also happens to be extremely strong and sexy - they work out 7 times a week.

You own a lot of cats? Well, then you must be a Mitcha.

Mitcha by C0ck5u(k3r February 3, 2022

Mitcha 

So like, you know that one friend, who's like definitely not gay. Yeah they're like totally infatuated with men. And there's a 102% chance that they're not cis

Ya know Mitcha right?
Yeah the one who likes that dude across the street?

Mitcha by Chrissyswagmaster420 February 27, 2023

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Majestic Michael 

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell 

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book

Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.

Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018

Michael Mell 

Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.

Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.

Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.

No, you can't go in, Michael Mell's on his period.

Michael Mell by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019