mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

Mattressing

When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.

Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!

by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012

Mistressish

Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....

This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.

Always out to please her man no matter what!

Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).

This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....

If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!

Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Please refer to Steph or Stephanie

by BernMan April 29, 2010

mattressing

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

MistressMage

A n00b.
Synonymous with "One-Hitter-Quitter"
Hits and runs because they know they'll die.

ZomgawdIR1337: OMG!!1212 HE JUST DID A MISTRESSMAGE!
D00dWif1337Gear: YOU MEANZ0RZ HE HIT AND RAN AWAY...THEN DIED?

by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009

DistressingDamsel

DistressingDamsel is a kind Twitch streamer who lives in New York City who plays Jackbox with her Twitch community and she also dresses up as Elsa from the movie "Frozen", she also enjoys video games at a 10 and plays them at a skill level of 4. She likes the Jackbox game "The Wheel Of Enormous Proportion", as of currently she has 422 Twitch followers

Follow DistressingDamsel's Twitch, DistressingDamsel has fun streams.

by DireClaw June 7, 2023

mattressing

an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering

the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing

by harry dent March 1, 2009