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Mistressish 

Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....

This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.

Always out to please her man no matter what!

Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).

This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....

If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!
Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Please refer to Steph or Stephanie
Mistressish by BernMan April 29, 2010
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mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.
I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.
mistressing by p mammen January 24, 2013

mistresssxavier

mistresssxavier Is a very swag person you simps for Mr.Clean from X-Men
mistresssxavier needs therapy right now

Please, help mistresssxavier

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026