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Minstradamus 

Minstradamus must have foreseen impending injuries because he didn’t want to be anywhere near Jungkook’s muscles!

Minstrel Cycle 

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.
"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."
Minstrel Cycle by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009

Minstrel's Bane 

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.
Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.
Minstrel's Bane by boatbutter March 9, 2007

pink minstrel 

A straight man, masquerading as a gay man, akin to the black and white minstrels who were white performers that put on makeup to imitate black performers.
Sean Lock turned to David Walliams with fire in his eyes and announced “don’t ever touch me again you pink minstrel.”
pink minstrel by Dismal Scientist September 23, 2023
verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
Person 1: yo you know that mgr mistral song?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?
Mistral by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023

bum minstrel 

A small round-shaped lump of poo after a "follow through"
ERIC: Have you farted?
ALEX: Yes
ERIC: Lovely!
ALEX: I think I dropped a bum minstrel
ERIC: Thanks for that!
bum minstrel by Eric Alex March 27, 2007