mindstun 

An involuntary, often momentary, cessation of higher mental and/or cognizant functionality typically preceded by hearing a stops-you-dead-in-your-tracks comment (often political) or a knocks-your-socks-off experience (e.g., orgasm). Similar to mind numbing but more extreme with faster onset (i.e., it has nothing to do with the physiological response to lectures on thermodynamics).

Just to screw with my wife’s left-leaning friends and politically-affiliated solicitors, I now answer the home phone with the greeting “Palin-Bachmann 2012 campaign headquarters,” a real mindstun.

mindstun by ET_Bill June 29, 2011

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

Mindstone 

Da Shiznatti! Also see u2

WTF is this Eric Clapton crap? Throw on some of da Mindstone!

Mindstone by MaliBootay! April 18, 2004

mindstuff

Floating crap that swims around in your head and leads you off on useless tangents; thoughts you get hung up on for no good reason and, no matter how hard you try, you just can't seem to shift; the egotistical concerns that the attitudes "I", "me", and "mine" trail around in their wake; that which stands in the way of true understanding.

Disperse the cloud of mindstuff and the original state of clarity is restored.

mindstuff by eWraith July 22, 2008

Mindstone 

Rylan Pushor, Mike Brown and Jeff Arnold, otherwise known as Buddha, Olympus and Zeus. The Trinity

"I was listenin to some Riddles yesterday and I was blown away from this Godly sound"

Mindstone by Joan of Arcade April 18, 2004

mindspun 

A state of mind in which confusion results from a preoccupation of said mind, such as resulting from an infatuation with a current or potential-future significant other.

This week has been a blur. Ever since I met that girl, I've been completely mindspun.

mindspun by 3Dradio May 3, 2009

mindsturbation 

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

mindsturbation by orospu March 5, 2006