mindstuff

Floating crap that swims around in your head and leads you off on useless tangents; thoughts you get hung up on for no good reason and, no matter how hard you try, you just can't seem to shift; the egotistical concerns that the attitudes "I", "me", and "mine" trail around in their wake; that which stands in the way of true understanding.

Disperse the cloud of mindstuff and the original state of clarity is restored.

mindstuff by eWraith July 22, 2008

Mindsurf 

The act of zoning out when extremely high on marijuana. It can also be used as a synonym for getting high.

Light one up and mindsurf the day away

Mindsurf by Annie Jungle June 14, 2011

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

mindfluff

1. Meaningless message or contradictory statement meant to satisfy someone without really telling them anything.
2. Something, usually a media, with no real purpose other than making money. Usually "cheap" in quality.

1. The presidential debate was total mindfluff; they didn't say anything worthwhile, only tried to placate all voters.
2. Ashlee's new CD is just mindfluff.

mindfluff by lizzie mag April 28, 2005

mindsturbation 

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

mindsturbation by orospu March 5, 2006

mindsturbate 

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

mindsturbate by $$$ February 21, 2004

Manstuff 

1. adv. To be manly or the act of being manly
2. adv. To hurt someone or the act of hurting someone
3. v. To have gay sex or the act of having gay sex.

1. I'm gonna go do manstuff...
2. I'm in the mood for doing some manstuff.
3. how about you and I go to my place and we do some manstuff

Manstuff by Blastdoors. October 21, 2010