Mindstuk 

Mindstuk in progress is simply put as it represents a time in a way of living, where things are gradually getting crazy, during everyday organization. Mindstuk happens everyday. Randomly. Kind of like a state of human folly. In a state of unawareness. It's like when you're searching for something new and you get sidetracked on something different, and you're trying to organize everything. Sometimes to some people every other second. Mindstuk can be associated with a number of things. Mindstuk is being able to admit the fact that your stuk and laugh at yourself.

Mindstuk is also our band name.

When you don’t know what to do, you don’t know what to say, you don’t know what to think about it happens just this way. Depictions of yourself, with nothing left to do, and you try you hardest to think out loud, but nothing seems to shape you. You wanna speak the truth, and you wanna open up, but the fact of the matter is that your Mindstuk (Mind is Stuck)Wait a second, you just had it. A change of mind, but now it’s gone! How in the world did you get this way? Your perception of things is taking too long. As you’re grinding your teeth you think, “Man, I’m stumped”. You wish you could remember. Didn’t anyone ever tell you, not to make decisions under pressure?"

Mindstuk by Stefan Neil Hodgden October 21, 2004

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

mindstuff

Floating crap that swims around in your head and leads you off on useless tangents; thoughts you get hung up on for no good reason and, no matter how hard you try, you just can't seem to shift; the egotistical concerns that the attitudes "I", "me", and "mine" trail around in their wake; that which stands in the way of true understanding.

Disperse the cloud of mindstuff and the original state of clarity is restored.

mindstuff by eWraith July 22, 2008

mindsturbation 

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

mindsturbation by orospu March 5, 2006

mindsturbate 

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

mindsturbate by $$$ February 21, 2004

mindstun 

An involuntary, often momentary, cessation of higher mental and/or cognizant functionality typically preceded by hearing a stops-you-dead-in-your-tracks comment (often political) or a knocks-your-socks-off experience (e.g., orgasm). Similar to mind numbing but more extreme with faster onset (i.e., it has nothing to do with the physiological response to lectures on thermodynamics).

Just to screw with my wife’s left-leaning friends and politically-affiliated solicitors, I now answer the home phone with the greeting “Palin-Bachmann 2012 campaign headquarters,” a real mindstun.

mindstun by ET_Bill June 29, 2011

Mindsturbation 

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.

She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

Mindsturbation by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012