mindsturbation
mindsturbation by orospu March 5, 2006
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Mindsturbation
Mindsturbation by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012
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Mindsturbation
The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts
My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;
so I went full Mindsturbation,
and my brain got me HORNY!
so I went full Mindsturbation,
and my brain got me HORNY!
Mindsturbation by BenHeart June 21, 2018
criminal mindsturbating
Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011
Madsturbation
Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!
Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009
micsturbation
micsturbation by apples219 June 3, 2019
Mindsterbating
Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?
Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Mindsterbating by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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