mindsturbation 

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

mindsturbation by orospu March 5, 2006

Mindsturbation 

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.

She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

Mindsturbation by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012

Mindsturbation 

The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts

My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;

so I went full Mindsturbation,

and my brain got me HORNY!

Mindsturbation by BenHeart June 21, 2018

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

Madsturbation 

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!

Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

micsturbation 

when between 3 and 82 drinks are combined

im making some micsturbation over here

micsturbation by apples219 June 3, 2019

Mindsterbating 

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.

Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.

Mindsterbating by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011