verb - the act of having a proposed time pushed systematically out with the same, or similiar, excuse. Usually in 15 minute increments. Most often happens between the times of 8:30pm and 10:00pm EST.

"Hey steve, wanna play a game tonight?"
-"ya sounds, good. I'll be ready at 8:30"
"ok"
8:30 arrives
"Steve you ready?"
-"ya just gotta do a few quick things, gimme till 8:45"
"ok"
8:45 arrives
"alright steve"
-"ya just gotta eat something, i'll be ready at 9"

"millering" repeats until about 9:30-10:30pm upon the arrival at two conclusions

"jesus we were ready hours ago....we got fucking millered"
-"relax im here, let's go"

or

"steve its 10 o clock, wtf."
-"ya i got REALLY comfortable in this chair...i won't be playing after all"
"what the fuck, my night just got millered"

Millered by Weres June 29, 2009

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MILDRED

Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.

Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRED! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRED is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"

MILDRED by Todd, friend of Abe January 19, 2009

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Mildred

Means Gentle Strength. Referring to the powerful, yet gentle, magnetism this girl possesses. Far beyond her looks, something about her eyes, about her soul, draws you in like the ocean tide. Mildreds are kind and have a great sense of humor. They are smart and driven, pretty and witty, sassy yet classy. Shes an amazing friend to all, and her smile will warm your heart. Ever happy and contagiously so, she always makes you laugh. Mildred is pretty great, shes some sort of Wonderful, and nothing short of awesome. The kind of woman you feel lucky to be around, for 24hrs or for a year. The type of girl you would beg and steal and borrow for. If you are fortunate enough to meet a Mildred, dont be a tool. Give her your best, even if you look like a fool. Treat her with Love, Respect and Devotion. Sweet talk but dont intimidate her (RHCP). Soon she'll have you getting excited at the mere thought of her name (!!!). You'll be embracing her and spinning her 'round and 'round. Not caring if the freaks on Hollywood blvd are staring, or if some dickhead bouncer tells you to put her down. Because when she kissed your face, you felt that shit in your soul, and that time she took you to the beach eclipsed every time before. Because no matter who is opposed to it, getting to know her will be one of the most wonder-filled experiences of your life and, somehow, in your heart you know she is one of the greatest women you will ever meet.

1.

"Who is that?!"
"Oh, that there is Mildred(!!!)"

2.

"The girl who works returns is really sweet!"
"Yeah, shes gotta be a Mildred"

Mildred by elnaturl January 2, 2012

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Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!

Mildred , Texas by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021

millered

The act of forcibly lodging a 12 ounce can or bottle of miller high life inside your rectum.

Dude, steve got millered super hard last night.

millered by alex a.... July 29, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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