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i have a really bad migrain
migrain by aaoiibheann May 22, 2021
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migraine farmer 

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.
Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?
migraine farmer by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

Migraine 

Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examiner
That's represented best by my depressing thoughts
Clique member: "I-I-I-I've got a migraine, and my pain will range from up down and sideways."
Normal person: "Oh yeah dude migraines suck."
Clique member: "No you don't understand."
Migraine by Ayeeeeeeeboss September 4, 2016

megraine 

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

Migraine 

/'mî,grän/
(Noun)

It's you defending in suspense,
you suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examinant
That's represented best by your depressing thoughts.
TØP Fan: "I've got a migraine..."
Normal Person: Aw, dude I'm sorry.
TØP Fan: No, I'm just singing tf?
Migraine by MarshTheTransBoy December 17, 2017

Cod Migrant 

Adjective - Describes new players to the Battlefield (usually BF3) video game series who (generally) have come straight from the Call of Duty series and don't have notion how to properly play Battlefield, ie they dont PTFO
BF player playing Rush: 'Who the fuck is this bollocks who is not helping his squad plant the charge??'

Cod Migrant: *laying prone in a bush with an SVD trying to boost his K/D not caring that his squad need him*

BF player playing rush: 'Arsehole'
Cod Migrant by god bless anonymus February 15, 2012

Migrainsterbation

Masturbating while having a migraine
Migrainsterbation causes too much pain to be worth the effort.
Migrainsterbation by Bunneh45 October 14, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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