microprick

someone who works at microsoft

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion

by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Microphice

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.

Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?

by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

microprise

A project or undertaking, originally considered to be one that is difficult or requires effort, but is later found to be easy and can be delivered in small deliverables.

Microprise, an enterprise wide solution delivered in individual components.

by mislaid rogue April 12, 2013