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microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.
Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.
microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick 

To have a very small penis
Jake paul has a microdick
microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Microdick 

a small penis
My mom has a microdick
Microdick by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

MicroDickCockPenis 

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.
Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

microlikes 

When someone “likes” a post of yours you cans send them back a microlike for their efforts. It’s like a itty bitty tiny like smaller than a regular like.
Oh cool that cute boy like my photo. You ll send him a hundred microlikes. What a sweetheart,
microlikes by TheFlySciFyGuyRy March 29, 2022

Microdicking 

The cocktail and obnoxious behavior of an overly confident male
Everyone is complaining about Greg because he's been microdicking about his status
Microdicking by Frailgift February 21, 2024