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Microphice 

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.
Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?
Microphice by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009

microprofessor

The professor who can't handle the microprocessor and never understands any computer term at all.
hey kyle!is that the pro u talked about?I ll ask smth to him
nah man he's a microprofessor,you've better ask anything!
microprofessor by hsktr November 20, 2010

micropretension 

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."
They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.
micropretension by n0ta February 8, 2017

micropreneurship 

Short answer - entrepreneurship on a micro level

Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are just outside your capacity - allowing you to meet new people, develop new skills, focus your energies on producing something useful, and growing as a person.
Steve loves doing those cool projects - he's really into micropreneurship.
micropreneurship by Jason Shen January 14, 2008

microprick 

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion
microprick by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

microphile 

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.
My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!
microphile by Ace Corona January 1, 2009