mexican micrometer 

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

mexican micrometer by K M August 4, 2004

Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

Maccometer 

This is another word for nosy regularly used in Trinidad and Tobago. It's the measurements as to how nosy a person can be. It originated from the word macco which describes a person who likes being nosy.

See how the neighbors peeping through their windows like their maccometer gone up.

Maccometer by Willow Bugg April 19, 2018

Mackometer 

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis

Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer

Mackometer by C-Lien June 17, 2013

Milometer Wife Beater 

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

Milometer Wife Beater by Torlo September 30, 2019

mackometer 

A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).

Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.

This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.

Big Country: *quickly assembled mackometer at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!

Padilla: Shut up!

Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.

Padilla: Fine...

mackometer by Padilla November 29, 2006

micromentoring 

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help

Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild

micromentoring by juneen November 29, 2018