micromeme 

A micromeme is any meme that does not involve our girlfriends (cybergirlfriends included)
Memes involving real life
Memes involving police
Memes involving delivery to our house
Memes involving family or personal life

I sooo micromemed kyle! I made him commit suicide on cam!

micromeme by 69dankmemes September 2, 2016

misomemeist 

Someone who hates memes

"He's a misomemeist"

misomemeist by zman4593 May 26, 2016

microgement

A more micro form of management.

Michael Scott: "I am going to manage you on a more personal scale; a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?”

Jim Halpert: Microgement?

microgement by razzadoop September 5, 2018

Microweiner (microween) 

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

Microweiner (microween) by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

niche internet microcelebrity

a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.

1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era

niche internet microcelebrity by doubledareya April 4, 2022

micropeen queen 

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

micropeen queen by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

micropeen 

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.

Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.

micropeen by G-Noles March 10, 2010