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1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.
2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.
See CSI: Miami.
2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.
See CSI: Miami.
1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"
"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."
2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."
2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009
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WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cool dude: Hey Michael
MichaelB: Yo bro my name is MichaelB
Cool dude: whateva bra
MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike
MichaelB: It's MikeB to you
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MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike
MichaelB: It's MikeB to you
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Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
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After a pre-set period of inactivity, Michaeltoe suddenly releases random news links, selecting key quotes from the text and even providing background information from the top links off google.
Michaeltoe responds to certain keywords such as anime, sailor moon or asuka langley and establishes certain patterns that can be perceived as conversation by an outside observer. He occasionally lashes out pre-set rants, most commonly about the superiority of the japanese culture.
However, he often malfunctions and instead of news articles provides various links to hentai and japanese s&m paraphernalia.
After a pre-set period of inactivity, Michaeltoe suddenly releases random news links, selecting key quotes from the text and even providing background information from the top links off google.
Michaeltoe responds to certain keywords such as anime, sailor moon or asuka langley and establishes certain patterns that can be perceived as conversation by an outside observer. He occasionally lashes out pre-set rants, most commonly about the superiority of the japanese culture.
However, he often malfunctions and instead of news articles provides various links to hentai and japanese s&m paraphernalia.
<michaeltoe> random hentai link hey its asuka!
<hiffy> WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THOSE TENTACLES :|???
<michaeltoe> you know you want her
<hiffy> WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THOSE TENTACLES :|???
<michaeltoe> you know you want her
by hiffy June 10, 2006
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/ოiეнаеlан/
A queen who deserves to be treated by only the finest of men.
1. (N.) FuckableRomaticseductive
("Fuck Michaelah your sexy")
2. (IF.) A name used to describe someone hot
As Michaelah walked through the glistening doors everyone glared at her stunning figure from head to toe. Your body heating up staring right into through her eyes fantisinging about tearing off her clothes right then and there, wanting to fuck her uncontrollably.
Michaelah is a queen. Any man would be lucky to have her. Guys dicks harden at the thought of her soft lips brushing against there skin, sinking into the skin. Her personality is like no other, astonishing talents and mighty strength. The sound of her angelic voice echoes throughout the room engaging with eardrums. Ah music to my ears.
/ოiეнаеlан/
A queen who deserves to be treated by only the finest of men.
1. (N.) FuckableRomaticseductive
("Fuck Michaelah your sexy")
2. (IF.) A name used to describe someone hot
As Michaelah walked through the glistening doors everyone glared at her stunning figure from head to toe. Your body heating up staring right into through her eyes fantisinging about tearing off her clothes right then and there, wanting to fuck her uncontrollably.
Michaelah is a queen. Any man would be lucky to have her. Guys dicks harden at the thought of her soft lips brushing against there skin, sinking into the skin. Her personality is like no other, astonishing talents and mighty strength. The sound of her angelic voice echoes throughout the room engaging with eardrums. Ah music to my ears.
"As 'Michaelah' walked through the door everyone's jaw dropped, stunned at her beautiful appearance."
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