michaeltoe 

One of the best irc news bots in existence.

After a pre-set period of inactivity, Michaeltoe suddenly releases random news links, selecting key quotes from the text and even providing background information from the top links off google.
Michaeltoe responds to certain keywords such as anime, sailor moon or asuka langley and establishes certain patterns that can be perceived as conversation by an outside observer. He occasionally lashes out pre-set rants, most commonly about the superiority of the japanese culture.
However, he often malfunctions and instead of news articles provides various links to hentai and japanese s&m paraphernalia.

<michaeltoe> random hentai link hey its asuka!
<hiffy> WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THOSE TENTACLES :|???
<michaeltoe> you know you want her

michaeltoe by hiffy June 10, 2006

Michaelsoft Binbows 

A Japanese computer store selling cheap computers and computer parts

Person 1: I want a computer, but I can't afford one
Person 2: Just go to the Michaelsoft Binbows store - they sell cheap computers

Michaelsoft Binbows by Doge05 September 24, 2017

Michaeline 

\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\

A feminine variant of Michael, meaning "who is like God?"

Michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.

This name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. If you ever encounter a Michaeline, do not take her lightly.

Most people do not pronounce or spell Michaeline right the first time; Michaeline is not to be mistaken for the Michelina's brand of frozen dinners.

"Her name is Michaeline. She's so dang awesome... and curvacious."

"I think I'll name my daughter Michaeline. And my second dog. Maybe my goldfish, too."

Michaeline by Neon.Purple.Eggroll February 6, 2010

Michaëlle Jean 

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.

Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good

Michaëlle Jean by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

Michaele 

The sweetest, most caring girl you'll ever meet although she has an aptitude for trouble. You'll never find a better friend than a Michaele. Michaele is awesome and better than all of us, even you.

I've never met someone so sweet and honest, she must be a Michaele.

Michaele by B.L.Thompson December 12, 2013

Michaelrowaving 

The petty crime committed when a broken microwave is disposed of on a rival Michael’s lawn.

“Damn Jerremichael is out Michaelrowaving again. and my name isn’t even Michael it’s Marchael.”

“I got done by the FED’s for Michaelrowaving again.”-Jerremichael.

Michaelrowaving by Gangmastercrip May 25, 2020

Charles Michaelson 

Singer Ingrid Michaelson's brother. She wrote & dedicated a song to him called "Charlie". He's currently a math teacher in San Diego, California.

student: "hi mr. michaelson"
charles michaelson: "hello, let's do geometry"

Charles Michaelson by Annabelle Jade October 15, 2009