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1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.
1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009
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