metrotist 

a man with a socially isolated background who evades, stages, and trumps his social scenes despite only occasional appearances...he is both feared and well respected

"Metrotist needs nordicare for his hands...."

-queerthrin

metrotist by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

Methodist pecker checker 

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

Methodist pecker checker by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

paya lebar methodist girls school 

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us

hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay

paya lebar methodist girls school by urmothersdogx August 23, 2021

Methodist Ladies College 

Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.

"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."

Methodist Ladies College by MoreCoffee May 22, 2019

Methodist

A Christian denomination that was started by John Wesley. He believed in bringing the church to the people, and accepting all people. That's why there's an 'open table' policy when it comes to communion. Anyone is allowed to take communion in the Methodist church no matter what church they belong to. It's just a really great organization.

Even though Susan was Catholic, the Methodist church welcomed her to take communion during a Methodist church service.

Methodist by Methodistgirl June 17, 2008

Geylang Methodist Secondary School 

Located in a red light district but somehow manages to have the modt posh and uptight kids and the most YP in the same school. Apparently the school got a lot of money but uses it to make more basketball courts that we somehow aren't allowed to use most times. GMSS is the place where you find muggers and vapers sitting next to each other in class.

Geylang Methodist Secondary School is only known for it's tragic death (RIP)

Geylang Methodist Secondary School by fakurmaderpassawayy August 20, 2021

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School 

A nunnery that produces linguistically talented bisexuals & bimbos. Hallelujah?

Wah you in Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School for how long liao? Nunnery sia, you confirm like girls also right

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School by milotruck August 21, 2021