metrotextual

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

by Vers Brown April 01, 2009

metrotextual

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

by Scheherazade November 02, 2007

metrotextual

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.

His/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.

by dogjams October 11, 2011

metrotextual

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014

Metrotextual

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

by AMMRVA April 26, 2011