metroPOS 

Colloquial term for the mobile-phone service provider metroPCS. The "POS" stands for "piece of shit", because of the notoriously poor service and support provided.

My cell phone company is metroPOS. So my calls are always getting dropped, I can't even use my phone outside a certain limited area, and I can't usually get connected to anyone at the so-called customer service line. If I have a real problem I have to go into the office in person. But it's relatively cheap, I don't have to sign any contract, and I get unlimited calling within the contiguous 48 states. Too bad my sister lives in Honolulu, so I have to text her and have her call me back when I want to talk to her.

metroPOS by Leslie Doppler Hammond June 11, 2008

Metropolicks

1. A large, busy, international city (e.g. New York City) filled with varied stories of relationship adventures and misadventures.

2. A major urban center in which sexual activity is prominent, especially those involving the use of one’s tongue.

3. A fast-paced, competitive metropolis where highly ambitious people focus on licking the competition and getting ahead in dating.

For a single person, the choices can seem endless in this Metropolicks that we call New York City.

Metropolicks by Metropolicks May 16, 2015

Boom Metropolis 

A house or residency in which the number of "boom cities" (see boom city)is equal to or greater than 3.

Friend: "Did all of you hook up last night?"
Duffy House Resident: "Yeah, the Duffy house was a Boom Metropolis."

Boom Metropolis by T-Mobes February 20, 2009

Shadow Metropolis 

Shadow Metropolis is a independent nation not recognized by local or federal governments, but makes a huge impact on the micronation community. It is ruled by Supreme Leader George IV and Vice President Kaii

Metropolisians: Hail Shadow Metropolis!
Metropolisians: We Love Shadow Metropolis!

Metropolisians: Shadow Metropolis is the best country.

Shadow Metropolis by ShadowOfficial April 12, 2022

metropolitan innundation syndrome 

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.

Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

metropolitan innundation syndrome by fox September 6, 2005

Cancun Metropolis 

A chill state of mind. To find paradise within one's mind.

I find my Cancun Metropolis when I'm in the studio.

Cancun Metropolis by Double D Productions 440 August 20, 2013

Metro POS 

Metro POS

Metro POS, the POS standing for "piece of $hit" is basically a description of the outdated phones, service, and coverage areas that Metro PCS has to offer. A common nickname for the ghetto phone company in which you can have no credit, no job and no money to get crappy service with lots of dropped calls, double texts, and a very small service area for about $40 a month.

Often used by cheapskates, drug dealers, and those with bad credit who cannot attain a line with a reputable cell phone service provider.

Guy 1: "I called you like three times last night dude and your $hit went right to voicemail! $hit was CrAzY at the bar...you missed a good time!"

Guy 2: "Dammit! I was just at home sitting on the couch watching UFC, my phone didn't even ring!!! Damn Metro POS!"

Metro POS by Sweet_Melissa March 15, 2011