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metropcs 

A really crappy cell phone company running on a CDMA network, with poor reception pretty much anywhere and lots of dropped calls.

The only good thing about them are the calling plans, some of which offer as many minutes as you want for reletivly cheap.

Also known as metropieceofshit.
>Hey what fucking cell phone provider do you have? I keep calling you and it never goes through!

>Metropcs.

>Oh you mean MetroPieceOfShit.
metropcs by Victor B. September 25, 2005
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metroPCS 

A cheap cellphone service for metrosexuals. It's based on the crappy and monopolistic CDMA technology because a metrosexual is too stupid to know what that is, so they get away with it.
Metrosexual: Hey, umm, I just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metroPCS, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
Normal Person: metroPCS? There based on the evil and monopolistic CDMA technology, how could anyone be stupid enough to actually use them. They don't even use SIM cards!
Metrosexual: Umm, what were we, umm, talkin' bout again?
metroPCS by iBoy2G August 19, 2010

metro pcs 

a ghetto cell phone company with a small coverage area but has unlimited minutes and texting
i cant use that metro pcs if i ride out past modesto
pcshit
metro pcs by Jose L. Ventura July 18, 2006

Metro PCS 

Nice voyager you got there!
Thanks.
What type of phone do you have? :o
Metro PCS.
You mean Metro piece of shit!! Bahahaha.
:(
Metro PCS by relive2usfate June 23, 2011

metroPOS 

Colloquial term for the mobile-phone service provider metroPCS. The "POS" stands for "piece of shit", because of the notoriously poor service and support provided.
My cell phone company is metroPOS. So my calls are always getting dropped, I can't even use my phone outside a certain limited area, and I can't usually get connected to anyone at the so-called customer service line. If I have a real problem I have to go into the office in person. But it's relatively cheap, I don't have to sign any contract, and I get unlimited calling within the contiguous 48 states. Too bad my sister lives in Honolulu, so I have to text her and have her call me back when I want to talk to her.

Metropostomalosobingbongbosoling 

To sing the Bing Bong song from the "Inside out" movie on a train in South Dakota.
I am metropostomalosobingbongbosoling with my friend today, care to join us?
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