metched

A state of utter confusion.

The dog meowed and the cat barked....and the scenario left me metched.

by ElGreatDan0 April 19, 2009

Metch

A skinny punk rocker with the potential to succeed in today's fast-paced world.

Metch, let's go get some pizza.

by Rich Ford February 01, 2005

Big Metch

A Person That Has An Epicness Level Higher Than Anyone Else Alive. Commonly Used When Referring To Someone Who ISNT "Big Metch"

Michelle: Yeah I'm Pretty Epic

Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH

Michelle: WTH

by CoolioMetcher July 21, 2011