mesnard

A boys that usually has homosexual traits.
"haha look at that mesnard he is so queer"
The mesnard girls are usually very hot and reside near crockerton.

"oh my god he is such a mesnard"

by TheElectricDefiner March 1, 2010

Paul Menard

A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.

You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!

by the PM Empire March 24, 2010

Menards a trois

When a man goes to the hardware store with two women

Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!

by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010

Saturos and Menardi

The two main antagonists in the game Golden Sun. Their goal in the game is to light all of the elemental lighthouses using the elemental stars, and release the power of alchemy upon the world of weyard. *spoilers* But eventualy, atop the venus lighthouse, they are stopped by Isaac and friends. After being bested by Isaac and friends, saturos throws the venus star into the lighthouse beacon, and it lights the lighthouse. Then, they pool their energy together and transform into the fusion dragon. Again, they are bested by Isaac and friends, and they both die. In the second game, saturos and menardi are considered protagonists because the main protagonist of the game, Felix, continues to light the remaining lighthouses.

Saturos and Menardi are the coolest video game villans ever.

by laughingskull August 30, 2009

dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.

Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.

by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009

Mennard

Mennard is a CURSED ASF ship in the FNaF community, which is Michael x Ennard.

ELIZABETH POSSESSES ENNARD

Gachatubers who ship Mennard usually have Ennard possessed by a boy who has red hair and Michael's boyfriend from highschool, and his name is more likely to be Noah than anything else. STOP RUINING THE FNAF COMMUNITY!!

I'm not saying gacha is bad, I use it myself.
But this is too far. YOU'RE SHIPPING SIBLINGS!

1: uwuwuwu i love the ship mennard so much
2: mennard is so kawaii!11!
3: you shouldnt even be using the word mennard it's a bad ship

by C.C IS THE SUPPERIOR AFTON June 20, 2021

Menards

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.

1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.

by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007