Menardo

Menardo is the gayest person around. He has a girlfriend but is secretly gay even tho people know. He is really short and annoying. He also does annoying things for comedy.

Who’s gay? Menardo is.

by Menardo September 16, 2023

Paul Menard

A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.

You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!

by the PM Empire March 24, 2010

Menards a trois

When a man goes to the hardware store with two women

Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!

by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010

Saturos and Menardi

The two main antagonists in the game Golden Sun. Their goal in the game is to light all of the elemental lighthouses using the elemental stars, and release the power of alchemy upon the world of weyard. *spoilers* But eventualy, atop the venus lighthouse, they are stopped by Isaac and friends. After being bested by Isaac and friends, saturos throws the venus star into the lighthouse beacon, and it lights the lighthouse. Then, they pool their energy together and transform into the fusion dragon. Again, they are bested by Isaac and friends, and they both die. In the second game, saturos and menardi are considered protagonists because the main protagonist of the game, Felix, continues to light the remaining lighthouses.

Saturos and Menardi are the coolest video game villans ever.

by laughingskull August 30, 2009

dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.

Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.

by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009

Medardo

Very muscular. And by muscular I mean large penis.

Dude, did Medardo pound you last night?

by Blame it on Tom July 23, 2011

Menaido

The cause of your imminent death. It is the first time you have ever actively struggled in a class. You notice tears drip down your cheek before you even start doing homework. You shiver and chills crawl down your spine when you hear this name. You find that you now have an irrational fear of parking lots and must resort to mindfulness to cope with your degrading mental health.

Bruh I'm gonna die in Menaido's.

by Tamara Levitt December 20, 2019