Someone who tries to sneak farther ahead in the wrong exit lane on a highway to get closer to the exit on the highway and at the last minute tries to get into the lane. They always make traffic jams worse.

I'm not going to let that fucking mergerer get in ahead of me.

Mergerer by Rabid Driver June 17, 2009

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ner na nernerner

A cowboy, generally from the genus 'hick'. Probably resulted from the reproduction of two related peoples such as a brother and a sister, or a father and his own daughter. Someone you might find hitting on you in odd places such as a hospital, or a country western bar. Phrases associated with such persons are 'he needs to loose my number' and 'he should go back to whatever southern african american hating place he came from.' Do not give them your number. Otherwise known as hick, redneck,cowboy,incest,southerner, or racist

Person 1. Dude, He was such a ner na nernerner.

Person 2. I knowwww. After last time, I promised I'd never give my number to someone with a belt buckle larger then his brain

ner na nernerner by toooftenhiton March 5, 2011

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bernerner

The way the Swedish chief (from the Muppet show) would say the word "Banana". Part of a recipe that can be found in "de Cookin a-Book" called, "wid a bernerner we mekaaah... a bernerner flumberner wiz de hurpen a de chook'lit sausin"

Don't be a shlerpin oon de bernerner peelin, or else ye be a bumpin a de knoggin n'nd be a goin to der herspitle. Oooweeze be a takin der bernerner unda take' de peelin unde puttin er ooot! (fling) (que laughtrack)

bernerner by boronanon April 3, 2015

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Merererherererhhh

has no meaning and is unknown to the several million life species across the universe used when a person doesn't know what to talk about or say in a conversation.

ok then well merererherererhhh to you too

Merererherererhhh by the dolphin hunter June 12, 2016

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merherher

Sexual sound to describe the word seduce or anything of that nature. Often compared to the muppets sounds.

“Define seduce bro”
“merherher”

merherher by nottherat69 October 12, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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