merko 

alternative way to tell someone that they really suck

you are such a merko

merko by thomas June 24, 2004

Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

Portrait of Markov by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

Lady Merk 

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.

"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."

Lady Merk by Ugotit January 3, 2008

Meiko 

The first Japanese female Vocaloid, and essentially the first Vocaloid Meiko was created by Crypton Future Media. She has a very strong voice, and does not(and really shouldn't) sound "cute", so when Hatsune Miku was released, her popularity went down, and it just kept on getting worse and worse. Eventually, there was even a fanmade version called "Sakine Meiko" to try and get her popularity back!

Anyway, Meiko honestly has some of the best Vocaloid songs I've heard(Snow Rabbit/Yuki Usagi, Accordion in the Golden Sunset, Far Side of The Sky, ect. By the way, these are all subbed.) so if you've never heard of her, you should check her out.

Dude One: Have you ever heard of Hatsune Miku? She's amazing!
Dude Two: Yeah, but I like Meiko more. She was released first and I like her voice more.
Dude One: ...Alright, then.

Meiko by 9001-mudkipz October 25, 2011

Marko 

Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you. At times it may seem as though he doesn't love you but he does. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. He is very athletic and can play any sports. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.

Never leave a Marko out of your sight.

Marko by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018

merkozy 

The pairing of President Nicolas Sarkozy of France and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany. They have a healthy personal relationship, while managing two of Europe's biggest economies at the same time.

Merkozy is trying to save the European currency from disaster.

merkozy by The other Don Vito January 11, 2012

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019