Merk

1. merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money, getting merked.

2. merk - to engage in unrestrained sexual intercourse, until the recepient can not walk!

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The term merk is an abbreviated slang expression for a Mercenary, one who is a civilian for hire, that becomes involved in military black ops (Operations), so when you Merk someone, you do a number on them in a , Black Op's covert manner and normally executed with extreme prejudice, and that means they can normally kiss their butt goodbye.
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1. I'm gonna Merk that dude for stealing from my house

2. I won't waste no time i'll make it worth it.
One hundred percent i'll make it perfect.
You got a body to die for lemme merk it.
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by cadjoseph May 27, 2009
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To leave

To run away (usually after committing a crime)

To get the fuck out...really fast
Wow dude, he ate all the food and merked.

Boy you better merk or I'll kill you!

Look at the nigga merk!
by dodonna July 02, 2009
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Jacking someones "swagga" and adding it to your own swag to increase your level of swagitude.
Jake: "Ay yo, you just got Merked - by me!"

Jerp: "OMG I feel naked now!"

Jake: "hehe"
by BillyBobSwag October 17, 2012
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1. (v)- In the online gaming community, to merk someone is considered the ultimate act of pwning n00bs using craft and precision to exact said n00b's death. The situation is generally exacerbated by prolific trash talking, and consummates in excessive tea bagging and/ or a gonzo.

2. (v)- The act of destroying an individual in real life in a sexually or physically abusive way.
"Holy crap, Leroy! When that guy got merked by that 50 cal in Modern Warfare 2, his head exploded like a melon!"

"Jimminy crickets, Batman! The Joker just merked Catwoman and then tea bagged her for hours!"
by Burton Christiansen November 14, 2009
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A jerk who merges at the last second on a lane closure.
by Xavierlives June 02, 2018
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To eather kill or hurt someone very badly and then piss on them.
What the fuck dyou say cunt? cmon lets merk him.

haha, we just merked that bitch.
by mr.ryder December 03, 2009
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A word that should never be used in a video game. Meaning to actually kill, like in real life.
1: Dude I got merked at MW2 yesterday

2: Never say merk in a video game faggot
by Jimmy Balmar December 26, 2009
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