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Merckoff 

The employees and subcontractors who work at Merck in West Point (Lansdale), PA and Whitehouse Station, NJ. These people drive like assholes while talking on their cellphones and totally disreagarding traffic laws and common coutesy. They speed through residential neighborhoods going to and from work. When they frequent local businesses they are loud and obnoxious pissing and moaning about their co workers, bosses, and subordinates.
Those Merckoffs stayed for hours, got separate checks, and then stiffed the waitress.

That Merckoff in the silver BMW came flying around the corner and then rode my ass all the way to the traffic light.
Merckoff by Mattryes February 6, 2009
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Super badass last name that also means your the best.
Having the last name Markoff is badass.
Markoff by OzoneGame June 21, 2022
A Big Pharma corporation that existed since before 1938 that is just obssesed in been the most evil company in the entire world!

A list of just some random stuff they did:

- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.

- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)

I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
Person 1: "My uncle had scrizophenia and had to be internated in Mouth Massive, for what i know, they never help him, they just keep torturing him."

Person 2: "Damm, i am sorry to say this, but your uncle got Murkoff'ed."
Murkoff by Fgyjt June 7, 2023
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026