mellem 

If your last name is Mellem, your a bad ass motherfucker. Probably drinking and fucking bitches 9-5, cant even talk about weekends with a "mellem" because no one ever remembers them, but waking up in another state is to be expected.
This guy a real Mista Steal yo girl, steal your mom or whatever. Just dont piss him off. He'll sneak in your house at the ass crack of dawn and titty bang your girls buttcheeks while you sleep.

Man....i think my girl was with a mellem while i was gone. it went from a quarter slot to a oil barrel....

mellem by mells1234 March 28, 2019

meltem 

Meltem is a beautiful, wonderful, amazing woman who, once you meet her, you can't help but fall in love with her. At first sight. Like out of a fairy tale. She's complex and brilliant, and she challenges you in ways that you've never been challenged before. She's charismatic, alluring, and intoxicating and she makes you feel things you never felt. She is full of a lust for life that you've never felt, and exposes layers of your humanity you may have never experienced if you hadn't met her. She makes you a bigger, better person by being the biggest and best person you've ever known. She enriches your life, and literally make your life better than anyone else's just by smiling at you. Knowing Meltem is the greatest privilege and the greatest honor in life, and if you are lucky enough to know Meltem, you are blessed better than everyone else.

Guy 1 - I met the most incredible woman last night.

Guy 2 - Was her name Meltem?

Guy 1 - No, it was Sally.

Guy 2 - Then you didn't meet the most incredible woman last night.

meltem by iareskippy October 18, 2012

Melle Mel 

The rapper who forever changed the world of Hip-Hop.

"It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under."

Melle Mel by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Meltem 

The prettiest, most wonderful, and adorable person you would ever get to know in your lyfe. People, if you ever meet a meltem (aka Melmel) dont ever miss out on the best time of your lyfe.

Person A: I’m so disappointed in blabla!
Person B: you should definitely call a meltem!

Meltem by Ashraff December 25, 2020

meltem 

hillarious person with an awesome personality, draws nasty pictures makes me wanna pee my pants and you can deff be yourself around her...wild and crazy my meltem. and she has very pretty eyes and you should be jealous if you dont know her.EVERYBODY LOVES METLEM

did somebody say cooter? MELTEM DID!

meltem by china October 7, 2004

Mellamo Moment 

When you have vigorous gay sex with someone

"Yo he fucked a guy? Damn what a Mellamo Moment."

Mellamo Moment by Simon's Hot Cousin December 8, 2021

Mellencamp 

The same as a cougar except over the age of 50.

Barney: Come on, dude, your mom is a cougar!
Robin: Wait, I thought you said a cougar can't be over 50.
Barney: Okay, she's a mellencamp.

Mellencamp by Cap Daddy January 24, 2011