If your last name is Mellem, your a bad ass motherfucker. Probably drinking and fucking bitches 9-5, cant even talk about weekends with a "mellem" because no one ever remembers them, but waking up in another state is to be expected.
This guy a real Mista Steal yo girl, steal your mom or whatever. Just dont piss him off. He'll sneak in your house at the ass crack of dawn and titty bang your girls buttcheeks while you sleep.
This guy a real Mista Steal yo girl, steal your mom or whatever. Just dont piss him off. He'll sneak in your house at the ass crack of dawn and titty bang your girls buttcheeks while you sleep.
Man....i think my girl was with a mellem while i was gone. it went from a quarter slot to a oil barrel....
by mells1234 March 28, 2019