Barney: Come on, dude, your mom is a cougar!
Robin: Wait, I thought you said a cougar can't be over 50.
Barney: Okay, she's a mellencamp.
Robin: Wait, I thought you said a cougar can't be over 50.
Barney: Okay, she's a mellencamp.
by Cap Daddy January 23, 2011
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."
by therealstatz July 05, 2009
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by Civixen March 09, 2008
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An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.
This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.
This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.
Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?
by Ross9 October 10, 2010
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When something on your body hurts and it gets attention.Say your back hurts and your ole lady rubs it hard, it hurts it to be rubbed but also feels real dam good. Like the song from John Cougar Mellencamp HURTS SO GOOD
by BIKER CHOP October 03, 2017
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