melfunction 

Blind oversight of the obvious in terms of standard operating or operation. Considered to be the middle ground between malfunction and misfunction pertaining to operator error.

The TV was working perfectly normal however the operator could not figure out how to use it. The TV has melfunctioned.

melfunction by Mark Pusz January 5, 2014

butthole malfunction 

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.

TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021

wardrobe malfunction 

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Hairline Malfunction 

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

Hairline Malfunction by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021