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milfunction

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction
milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021
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milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom


She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!
milfunction by Efffed October 18, 2008

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf
oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.
milfunction by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009

butthole malfunction 

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.
Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!
butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.
Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.
TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012

MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.
Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.
MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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